Starbucks’ suburban bridal shower pink banzanarama

So … Starbucks premiered their new line of eats last week. I would have written about this earlier but, quite honestly, I was struck dumb by the site. Frilly pastel pink? Really Starbucks? I couldn’t figure out what nightmares you were channeling that led you to this design. Pastely pink balloons in an arch, pink bows, pink cup bands? Pink shirts and aprons? Really?

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