Pretty much describes Monday, doesn’t it – best you can hope for some days is getting to the end of the day without being arrested.
Kudos to the uknown artist. Look for it in Chinatown, Dundas & Spadina in an alley way.
Okay, so not a unicorn, but definitely a relic from the telecom dark ages: 
I spotted it in Chinatown (Dundas and Spadina, north east side) a couple days ago. I didn’t know there were any public phones left in the city. Not sure if it works, it looked kind of disgusting up close so I took a pass on testing it. Which, reminded me why I eagerly embraced mobile phone technology.