Junk mail solution – if I buy your product, will it delete you?

by catpaw | 7 Mar, 2019 | I'm getting too old for this shit

Like everyone else, I get a lot of unwanted junk mail. Today, I spotted this gem and wondered if it would solve the spam problem.

Junk mail offer that is too good to be true

“Say Goodbye to Every Pest You can Think Of!”

I seriously considered buying their product in a fit of wishful thinking. I mean, I can think of a lot of pests I’d love to be rid of. I’d start with crap companies who still believe spamming their product is a valid marketing method. I wanted to email them and ask if they could guarantee their product would zap spammers but alas the links led to a dead end. Typical – get my hopes up and dash them.

Now I’m fantasizing about a product I can use with a push of a button that would send a shock down the internet and evaporate spammers. Maybe if we crowdfund … nah. Not possible, but a hell of a good dream.